{"id":3781,"date":"2025-12-31T23:01:19","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/?page_id=3781"},"modified":"2026-01-01T09:22:28","modified_gmt":"2026-01-01T09:22:28","slug":"nar-19-directions","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/nar-19-directions\/","title":{"rendered":"NAR-19 Directions"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"211\" src=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3747\" srcset=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-1024x211.png 1024w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-300x62.png 300w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-768x158.png 768w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-1536x316.png 1536w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner-600x123.png 600w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/hogwarts-banner.png 1882w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<h3 class=\"wp-block-heading has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-51f541f0cc6ec5d4b83d1d4183eeb8fd\"><strong>Directions to the RBLR Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><a href=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"675\" src=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-1024x675.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3769\" srcset=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-1024x675.png 1024w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-300x198.png 300w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-768x507.png 768w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-1536x1013.png 1536w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-2048x1351.png 2048w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Hogwarts-Map-600x396.png 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Click map for detailed view!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-5bd2a9303beda4a335559bc8b3184e59\" style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>IMPORTANT:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\"><\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-1b1d7d4e10239dedeeef69cd3d344255\" style=\"font-size:18px\">This rally is not happening<br>Nobody is going.<br>No Camping<br>No Glamping<br>No Camper Vans<br>No Motorcycles<br>No Fancy Dress<br>No Camp Fires<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-vivid-red-color has-text-color has-link-color has-medium-font-size wp-elements-3d814014488397855e879aa26f527e19\">Here\u2019s how to\u00a0<em>not<\/em>\u00a0get there:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Fire up your bike\u2026 then turn it off again.<br><em>(Revving in the driveway is acceptable. Riding anywhere is not.)<\/em><\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Do&nbsp;not&nbsp;follow signs marked&nbsp;<em>\u201cHogwarts This Way\u201d<\/em>.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If you insist on using a sat-nav, enter postcode&nbsp;&#8220;<strong>NO1 NAR<\/strong>&#8220;<br>It will re-route you in circles while muttering \u201care you sure?\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If you reach a country lane full of mist, potholes, and sheep that refuse to move,<br>congratulations \u2014 you\u2019ve reached North Wales. You\u2019ve still gone too far.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Broomsticks are&nbsp;not&nbsp;road legal.<br>No MOT. No tax. No insurance. No exception, even if it\u2019s a Firebolt.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Should you accidentally arrive at&nbsp;Platform 9\u00be,<br>do&nbsp;<em>not<\/em>&nbsp;attempt a wheelie through the wall.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Parking at the rally (which doesn\u2019t exist) includes:\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No bike park<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No marshals<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No cones<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No muddy field<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No bloke saying \u201cyou can squeeze one more in there\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">Camping facilities:\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No tents<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:20px\">No generators<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No bacon butties<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Definitely no portaloo with a broken lock<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li style=\"font-size:18px\">If by some miracle you hear someone shout&nbsp;<em>\u201cLast orders!\u201d<\/em><br>relax \u2014 it\u2019s just Hagrid closing an imaginary bar.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-e438fe30bb69133da27ec099be7d0103\" style=\"font-size:18px\"><strong>Summary:<\/strong><br>Stay home. Give the bike a polish. Tell everyone you definitely didn\u2019t go \u2014 but that the Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally was fantastic.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-a91e80b568e2eb99c3a4d51c222ed505\" style=\"font-size:18px\">Now simply buy your\u00a0NAR-19 Badge, wear it with pride, support the British Legion Poppy Appeal, and show the world that you didn\u2019t attend the NAR-19 Hogwarts NAR 2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns is-layout-flex wp-container-core-columns-is-layout-9d6595d7 wp-block-columns-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\" style=\"flex-basis:200px\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"220\" height=\"220\" src=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/nar-19.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-3748\" srcset=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/nar-19.png 220w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/nar-19-150x150.png 150w, https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/nar-19-100x100.png 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-buttons alignwide is-content-justification-left is-layout-flex wp-container-core-buttons-is-layout-fdcfc74e wp-block-buttons-is-layout-flex\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-button\"><a class=\"wp-block-button__link has-text-align-center wp-element-button\" href=\"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/shop\/\">Visit the NAR Shop and get your NAR-19 Badge today<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color has-link-color wp-elements-4a5483cef50357ea31648fbcbce527ff\" style=\"font-size:20px\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Directions to the RBLR Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally IMPORTANT: This rally is not happeningNobody is going.No CampingNo GlampingNo Camper VansNo MotorcyclesNo Fancy DressNo Camp Fires Here\u2019s how to\u00a0not\u00a0get there: Summary:Stay home. Give the bike a polish. Tell everyone you definitely didn\u2019t go \u2014 but that the Hogwarts Non-Attendance Rally was fantastic. Now simply buy your\u00a0NAR-19 Badge,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":33,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-3781","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3781","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/33"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3781"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3781\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3815,"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/3781\/revisions\/3815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/legionnar.org\/web\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3781"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}