This year’s NAR Rally is so exclusive that nobody is invited and nobody attends. It is definitely not being held at Hogwarts Castle, in the surrounding hills, the Forbidden Forest, or anywhere else that looks suspiciously magical.

There will be no tents, no bikes, no fire pits, and no Legion wizards having loud discussions about parking permits. You can’t get there by road, by air, or by train — including from Platform 9¾ — because there is nothing to get to.

Click HERE or on the Image above to find out more about the NAR-19 Rally which is not being held at Hogwarts or Click HERE to buy the NAR-19 badge now

What is the RBLR NAR?
It is the world-famous biker rally where nobody turns up, nobody organises it, and nobody camps — and yet it somehow runs flawlessly every year.

The idea of the Non-Attendance Rally is very simple:
we don’t organise a rally at a special location, and you don’t attend it.

By not attending, there’s no packing, no travelling, no worrying about the weather, cooking, camping, or anything else usually involved in a rally. You simply sit back, relax, and enjoy not being there.

And while you’re doing absolutely none of that, if you purchase one of our fabulous non attendance rally badges you will be making a real contribution to the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal.

Once the cost of the badge and associated expenses have been covered, every remaining penny is donated to the Royal British Legion Poppy Appeal.
You get a badge and a bit of fun; the Armed Forces Community gets vital support — a true win-win.

Visit our shop to buy a great badge today
the only thing you need to turn up for is the checkout.

NAR badges are an ideal purchase for Poppy Appeal Supporters, New RBLR members of even as a present for somebody you dont like! the badges come complete with a named and individually numbered certificate and are available in our shop for £5 each or you could buy the complete set (2008 to 2026) and save some serious beer tokens!

Orders insure a £2 UK postage and packing charge. (International postage varies by location)

Event Rules

  • Do not attend under any circumstances
  • Do not bring a bike, tent, or sense of direction
  • Do not complain about the weather (it’s perfect, wherever you aren’t)
  • High-vis optional, as no one will see you

Facilities

  • Unlimited empty fields
  • Zero queues for food, drink, or toilets
  • Silent live bands you won’t hear
  • Campsite remains 100% mud-free due to total non-usage

Testimonials

So sit back, stay at home, and enjoy not attending the RBLR Non-Attendance Rally —
the easiest rally you’ll ever fail to turn up to.

Previous Non-Attendance Rallies have been:

  • 2026 – NAR 19 – To Be Announced
  • 2025 – NAR 18 – 0001 Cemetery Lane
  • 2024 – NAR 17 – Up Schitt Creek
  • 2023 – NAR 16 – Emerald City
  • 2022 – NAR 15 – Red Dwarf
  • 2021 – NAR 14 – Peter Pans Neverland
  • 2020 – NAR 13 – The Flying Dutchman
  • 2019 – NAR 12 – The End OF The Rainbow
  • 2018 – NAR 11 – The Blue Planet of the Clangers
  • 2017 – NAR 10 – The Elysian Fields next to Tartarus
  • 2016 – NAR 9 – Sea of Tranquillity on the moon
  • 2015 – NAR 8 – Crespo Island aboard the Nautilus
  • 2014 – NAR 7 – Mad Hatters Tea Party in Alice’s Wonderland
  • 2013 – NAR 6 – Ankh-Morpork on the Discworld
  • 2012 – NAR 5 – The Titanic Dining Room
  • 2011 – NAR 4 – Valhalla Fields
  • 2010 – NAR 3 – 100 Acre Wood for Pooh Sticks
  • 2009 – NAR 2 – USS Enterprise in Ten Forward
  • 2008 – NAR 1 – Santa’s Grotto, North Pole

Why not order the rally badges that you have missed and get the full set?

For the shop to order, including previous badges, CLICK HERE

To learn more about the Royal British Legion, CLICK HERE

To learn more about the RBL Riders, CLICK HERE